im really weirded out about how nice everyone ive spoken to on okcupid is yeah there’ve been a few creepers, btu they werent dicks about it??

tumblr you lied to me

17 hours ago on July 24th | J | 0 notes
bookishbutcorruptible:

Baby goats are super cute, but can we talk about miniature cattle?
Look

At

These

Tiny

Fucking

Cows

bookishbutcorruptible:

Baby goats are super cute, but can we talk about miniature cattle?

Look

At

These

Tiny

Fucking

Cows

17 hours ago on July 24th | J | 775 notes

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

17 hours ago on July 24th | J | 144,141 notes

hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply
18 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 140,721 notes

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

18 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 328,660 notes
Hey! 

okcupid is mean.

Hey! 

okcupid is mean.

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 0 notes

okcupid asked if im an adventurous eater and i said sure but as my explanation i said: 

sure, but if you even think about bringing a bug into my life and telling me its food, it’s getting stuck in your eye and being called a contact.

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 1 note

fluffduckling:

Okay, first things first:

This show? image

See this show poster? 

Yeah,

Fuck this show.

Fuck this show with its great characters and its great story line.

Fuck this show for making me cry for nearly every character.

Fuck this show for leaving me on a fucking great cliffhanger.

If you have not seen this fucking show, I highly recommend it. Especially if you’re tired of the same-old, same-old, run of the mill, post-zombie apocalypse scenario.

It has a brilliant story that has so much more potential (if we get more seasons) and characters that will make you feel things for the undead that we don’t normally feel in the zombie realm.

Also? It only has nine episodes. So, it’s not like you’re setting yourself up for some thirty-some hours of torture with a boring story being dragged on forever.

It’s worth a try and you no doubt will be hooked.

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 4 notes

moriartyn:

people telling me to watch in the flesh and then not warning me about the hurt of it all you should all be ashamed of yourselves

i’m in tears, crying so hard

i need something happy after this

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 5 notes

welp. i finished binge watching in the flesh and i just have one thing to say to all of the assholes that recommended this show:

fuck you very much. 

but also

thank you oh my god this is amazing

but mostly

fuck you so much oh my god

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 2 notes
donnacabonna:

what the fuck is this???


dogs mouth through teddy bear where a hole is cut out?

donnacabonna:

what the fuck is this???

dogs mouth through teddy bear where a hole is cut out?

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 119,328 notes

remember how i made that okcupid account

well this 40 year old man just messaged me with “hi any plans this week?”

… am i wrong to find that creepy

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 1 note

dalasthorcrux7:

there will come a point in every potterhead’s life that they have a sudden, unexplained obsession with the maruaders and jily and if you like it there, you stay there forever

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 729 notes
o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

o-my-boys:

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 131,134 notes

staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 175,241 notes