People with tattoos:





I need advice. I’m getting a tattoo in a couple weeks and I have no idea where to get it. I know all places are going to hurt to some extent, but for my first one, I’d rather the pain be at a minimum. Where’s a good place for it?

Mine was painless. I think the forearm in general is relatively painless. Depends on your threshold for pain too

I have a pretty high pain tolerance but I’m seriously freaking myself out about it 😩

Ok I’m gonna give you a tiny tip and it’s easier said than done but trust me it works. DONT THINK ABOUT IT! If you don’t think about the pain it won’t hurt as much. Normally after about 5 minutes that spot will go a little numb or start to burn (depends, I’ve had both happen lol) it only really hurts for me when they start on a new section. The outline is usually the painful part for most. Bring a book, magazine or music. Something to occupy your time and get your mind off of it. My first tattoo I got on the outside of my calf, pretty big for my first one but it was good. After a while I didn’t notice and just started talking to my friend that came with me.

Also make sure to take ibuprofen and eat a nice meal before you go.

ive done my ankle and my wrist. my ankle felt like i was being tickled, but my wrist felt like (because i had an amateur do it) somebody was stabbing me.

the difference between the two tattoos was the person doing it. make sure, for your first tattoo, you have somebody who’s done this for a while, and is a professional at the type of tattoo you’re getting. each artist has their own strength, make sure yours’ strength is that of your tattoo.

deep breath.

and then it’s all fun from there.

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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send me all the merlinxarthur long fics that start out with them hating each other but end up falling for each other pleaseee?

no seriously please i need more i’ve gone through my supply rations are dwindling survival looks minimal provide provisions please?

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jfc this fucking fandom what the fuck 

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Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.

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  • street performers AU
  • got a crush on the hairdresser and now my hair is slowly getting really short AU
  • we’ve been dating for three months and you’re only now telling me you’re a werewolf AU
  • ended up adopting like three dogs because that pet shelter employee is really hot AU
  • accidentally called a sex line AU
  • we reached for the last box of chicken nuggets in the supermarket at the same time and there’s no way I’m letting you have it asshole AU
  • met at a con where we accidentally cosplayed the fandom otp PLOT TWIST it’s our notp but god damn I wouldn’t mind making out with you AU
  • wore the same obscure fandom shirt in public AU
  • I was singing in public and you decided to join in and now we’re singing a dramatic duet together also what’s your number AU
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Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

its funny because kinder is german for children

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List of British words not widely used in the United States.

Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English.

List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom.



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overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot


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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

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do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

1 day ago on September 29th | J | 76,482 notes

I just accidentally found out his birthday

He said it in an offhand comment

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The boss I like told me to drive safe when I left for work and when I got there I waved when I saw him but later he was like “hi *insert my real work name here” in a mean voice and I was all sorry I didn’t realize I was supposed to be her earlier! And he was like what it’s cool and I was all but you said hi in an angry tone and he was like “well yeah because you didn’t say hi to me.”

And then later some books fell and I yelled shit and he was all “are you okay??”


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