ba dum tss

6 hours ago on April 16th | J | 0 notes

so… did tom name his motorocycle georg

cause you know

he rides it

6 hours ago on April 16th | J | 5 notes

ultrastrongforgeorg:

DID HE TRY TO HOLD GEORGS HAND AND THEN SECOND GUESS BECAUSE HE REMEMBERED THEYRE IN PUBLIC
IS THAT WHATS HAPPENING IN THE SECOND GIF
DID HE JUST DO THAT

"hey maybe we should tell the world"
"i think we’d kill them"
"hahaha yeah youre right" *puts hand back in pocket*

6 hours ago on April 16th | J | 147 notes

DID HE TRY TO HOLD GEORGS HAND AND THEN SECOND GUESS BECAUSE HE REMEMBERED THEYRE IN PUBLIC
IS THAT WHATS HAPPENING IN THE SECOND GIF
DID HE JUST DO THAT

6 hours ago on April 16th | J | 147 notes

I’ve been missing you, it’s true. (x)

6 hours ago on April 16th | J | 99 notes

i just dropped my macbook when i was trying to get up

it fell apple logo down and closed

and it seems fine

but tile floor

and im so fucking paranoid

im shaking

8 hours ago on April 16th | J | 1 note

so ive been marathoning castle and i just started this episode and castle just said a line that is pretty much me

"Please tell me there’s been a murder, otherwise I have to continue writing."

Oh the fun of being a writer.

the fact that there’s no fun because words hurt the brain

10 hours ago on April 16th | J | 0 notes

fun fact: if you commit a crime and somebody wants you to take a polygraph agree to take and the entire time you are questioned clench your butt because itll make everything you say seem like the truth

11 hours ago on April 15th | J | 0 notes
did-you-kno:

Source

wait nicholas cage doesnt turn down roles thats his thing

did-you-kno:

Source

wait nicholas cage doesnt turn down roles thats his thing

13 hours ago on April 15th | J | 5,224 notes

bennyslegs:

please love celebrities without invading their privacy please love them as people and respect them please love them but don’t feel entitled to them or their life they are not yours they are theirs

1 day ago on April 15th | J | 12,300 notes

what doesnt W get it’s own letter name

its NOT EVEN A DOUBLE U

ITS A DOUBLE V

IT PISSES ME OFF.

you dont see e calling itself a double f

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 4 notes

i love when bands reach out to their fans with social media and apps and everything and can talk to the fans and the fans that talk to them

but sometimes i wish they didnt because when they dont they dont have to see how selfish a large portion of their fanbase is.

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 7 notes

if i get 10 more followers o’ll have 483 and i will die

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 0 notes
epicurious-introvert:

oyasumi-artykun:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

norsegodsforjustice:

transformersforsocialjustice:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Yes, men get raped too but not by women.
The only way a women could sexually abuse a men is if that men was a child who didnt knew what was going on but a women cant rape a grown up man, face it, idiot, thats just some shit men invented because they always wanna play the victim and the “men suffer too u know!!!” card.
Its physically impossible. How did she “”“”raped”“”” you? did she spread her legs and ride you?. If you didnt wanted sex you should have shoved her off, men are phyisically larger and stronger and can shove a girl off their laps if they didnt wanted to have sex with them.
And also girls arent uncontrollable when it comes to sex and dont go raping people so stop trying to play the victim saying a women raped you because the next morning you saw her without make up and you freaked out.

If I facepalm any harder, I’m gonna break my nose.
-Lord Megatron

Excuse me while I vomit a little bit.
-Kvasir

…..Is it too early to break out the wine?—Dionysus

this is FUCKING disgusting
this is just so fucking disgusting

This isn’t an unpopular opinion. It’s a wrong opinion, a stupid one if I’m being polite. Just how the fuck can one person be so stupid.

epicurious-introvert:

oyasumi-artykun:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

norsegodsforjustice:

transformersforsocialjustice:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Yes, men get raped too but not by women.

The only way a women could sexually abuse a men is if that men was a child who didnt knew what was going on but a women cant rape a grown up man, face it, idiot, thats just some shit men invented because they always wanna play the victim and the “men suffer too u know!!!” card.

Its physically impossible. How did she “”“”raped”“”” you? did she spread her legs and ride you?. If you didnt wanted sex you should have shoved her off, men are phyisically larger and stronger and can shove a girl off their laps if they didnt wanted to have sex with them.

And also girls arent uncontrollable when it comes to sex and dont go raping people so stop trying to play the victim saying a women raped you because the next morning you saw her without make up and you freaked out.

If I facepalm any harder, I’m gonna break my nose.

-Lord Megatron

Excuse me while I vomit a little bit.

-Kvasir

…..Is it too early to break out the wine?
—Dionysus

this is FUCKING disgusting

this is just so fucking disgusting

This isn’t an unpopular opinion. It’s a wrong opinion, a stupid one if I’m being polite. Just how the fuck can one person be so stupid.

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 783 notes

batmansymbol:

me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

last week at the write in i somehow got us all talking about harry potter jokes. for twenty minutes.

they tried to close my computer four times.

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 17,262 notes